And in the pockets are more pants!

I used to think cargo pants were practical and looked cool. But after some cruel but fair mirror-based fashion advice from the one I love, I will never again carry stuff (wallet, keys, sunglasses) in the pockets of cargo pants, if, indeed, I will ever wear cargo pants again.

I won't be wearing cargo shorts either.*

*OK, maybe I have some boardies with pockets on the side, but they are totally flush and will never hold objects. Except my driver's license when I'm surfing. It's an old habit.


p.s. "... and in the pockets are more pants!" is from this hilarious rant about cargo pants.